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Headaches and Hangovers

Posted: Jan 13, 2020

Headaches and Hangovers

Hope you are all making good use of the New Year. We at Club Classique would Just like to thank you for your patronage and the gifts from our lovely customers. Don’t forget we are here for you in 2020 and beyond

Nausea and headaches often caused by way too much fucking alcohol.

Can be identified by The ashtray in ones mouth, the vomit on last nights clothes, the want to never drink or eat again, the great dislike of sunlight, the undesirable urge to apologise to all the people you spent the night with, the stranger in your bed and need for a glass of water and many Alka Seltzer

"Where did we go, what did we do, who did we do it with and what did we have done to us?

Sounds familiar to some but not all, most of the ladies at Club Classique do not drink or if they do its very little and not at work!!

Club Classique make the bed springs squeak xx

Club Classique in Loughborough

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